Low Number Subscriber (no more rush to preorder!)

from Secret Records

This will not hold you a Chewing test pressing since they are already sold out. Just wanted to make that clear before continuing to sell these. If you bought a LNS AFTER something sold out..... it's sold out. Anyway, here we go again.

This is something we've been asked to do for years. Back in the 90s, The Residents were running their Ralph America label and one of the things they offered was a "Low Number Subscriber" option for all the customers that like to obsess over what number they get on their limited-edition LPs and CDs. Ralph sold it as an annual service but we're offering it as a one-time-fee, lifetime subscription. Basically:
- you pay $100 and get to pick your preferred number, your 2nd choice number (in case your first is already taken) or whatever the lowest number available is.
- Once you get assigned a number, you will always get that same number for every product you decide to purchase. We will preserve your copy for TWO MONTHS so you don't have to make the mad dash to order when we launch pre-orders at ungodly hours. You can take your time and order whenever you want. If you do not order within two months we'll assume you don't want that release and we'll sell to someone else.
- This number also applies to test pressings. If you don't get into test pressings you should let us know so we can sell it to someone else before the 2 months go by. It's just nice to let us know.
- The $100 does NOT include the cost of any products. It's just the one time fee that guarantees a specific number for all future products.
- We're only selling 20 spots! If it seems to work out and isn't too much of a pain, we'll consider selling more slots.
- Numbers 1-4 and 10 are not available. Sorry. Those already belong to specific people.
- If you want some nonsensical number, we're fine with that. # 420 / 150 copies? Why not? It's your money and your records. If you're going to go the nonsensical route, please keep it to 5 characters or less (letters and/or numbers). THANKS.

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